Laugh It Up!
Or maybe that’s wishful thinking?
Maybe we wish the stinky pile of laundry that needs to be washed was “just” a joke. Or that our husband really “doesn’t” want sex when we’re exhausted. Or your teenager didn’t bring home a “D” in algebra.
Or maybe….that client isn’t really a total “bitch”. Or the hacker that hacked your script last week didn’t really mean to hack you….but to” log in” and HELP you!
Maybe that beefaroni can that gets left in the basement everyday (near the xBox) is truly a master jokster at work. Or how about those wet towels left all over the floors after showers? Silly, silly tomfoolery I’m sure. Oh…and the best….someone takes a big ‘ole poopy and doesn’t flush!! OH…the absolute fluster of jocularity with that one! Too funny!
Stop….my sides are hurting from the vast whimsy of wisecracking in my home.
Oh my God….where are my boots, cause the “you know what” is getting deep in this here blog post. (As well as in the upstairs bathroom because someone forgot to flush!!! Geezoepete!)
April Fool’s Day will be filled with goofy, stupid, cliched jokes. All day…..all damn day. Witicism at it’s most spectacular.
But if you really want to get somebody…..and I mean REALLY get somebody…..
Listen up husband’s and kids, and all you other “take the woman of the house for granted” wayward souls…..CLEAN THE FRIGGIN’ HOUSE JUST LIKE YOUR WIFE/MOM DOES, DO ALL THE LAUNDRY, WASH THE SHEETS, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE, HAVE A NICE DINNER PREPARED (AND INCLUDE A GOOD BOTTLE OF WINE)……
The expression on her face will be priceless…..it will be like no other prank you have ever pulled. She will totally NOT expect it….ever…never in this lifetime.
E V E R
Oh yes…..this is a wonderful joke. THE perfect joke.
There’s nothing like shocking the total heck out of someone.
Now….let me just find my corkscrew so I can be ready for April Fool’s Day!
How about You?
