Does this happen to anyone else??
Why do I want to reach for brownies, chips or pie when I’m watching “The Biggest Loser”?
Maybe Bob’s hot bod makes me hungry? I don’t know? But dangit….I love this show….and it’s supposed to inspire me to lose weight – but in the comfort of my own house….on my big ole cushy couch — all I want to do on this bitter cold winter night in the mountains, is eat BisQuick biscuits hot from the oven with butter and honey on them.
And I have GERD?? What the heck?? I’m not supposed to be eating anything after dinner and especially NOT before bed!
Granted….do I weigh 500+ pounds like one of this season’s contestants? No….
Am I overweight…..well….yes. I could stand to lose 10 pounds for sure. And I am WillPower Wilma most of the time….but watching “The Biggest Loser”….whoa….it’s like smoking weed (No…I did not just smoke some weed!!) — I get cravings, munchies…..
So…as I sit here typing this blog post and watching “The Biggest Loser”, I am resisting. I am trying to NOT go into my little kitchen at 10PM at night and make some YUM-O biscuits with REAL organic butter….and oh so sticky, sweet honey. My willpower comes from the thought that Jillian could show up at my door, slap those biscuits out of my hands and make me do 100 push ups or something. Hell….5 push-ups would make me cry and I’d surely make weird grunting and groaning noises just like “The Biggest Loser” contestants do during their ‘last chance workouts’.
So….hey…I’m being GOOD tonight. “Woohoo…Look Bob and Jillian – no biscuits tonight!!” No ice cream….no donuts, cakes or cookies. None of those Salt and Pepper Kettle Chips. DANG.
I can’t make any promises during next Tuesday’s episode
Maybe I should drop and try and do 5 now??


